it’s not that simple

So Elden has been posting some pretty good videos lately (this one of our near death experience suffered from technical difficulties).

As I watched one of the latest I had a troublesome flashback of my recent descent down Jacob’s on Tuesday.

In this picture you can see the plaid clad butt of a suddenly self-conscious Dug exiting screen right.

Looks simple enough, right?

Wrong.

Witness Exhibit A:

The orange arrow indicates the location on the tree that I smashed my right hand, at speed.

The red arrow indicates the location on the 2nd tree where I subsequently smashed my shoulder and helmet.

The green arrow indicates my final resting place (the shrubbery is a bit matted after my passing through).

Worst of all…I tore my favorite jersey.