it’s not that simple
So Elden has been posting some pretty good videos lately (this one of our near death experience suffered from technical difficulties).
As I watched one of the latest I had a troublesome flashback of my recent descent down Jacob’s on Tuesday.
In this picture you can see the plaid clad butt of a suddenly self-conscious Dug exiting screen right.
Looks simple enough, right?
Witness Exhibit A:
The orange arrow indicates the location on the tree that I smashed my right hand, at speed.
The red arrow indicates the location on the 2nd tree where I subsequently smashed my shoulder and helmet.
The green arrow indicates my final resting place (the shrubbery is a bit matted after my passing through).
Worst of all…I tore my favorite jersey.